Tag: Toronto FC

Goat of the Week: Michael Bradley

I am going to get grief for this one from certain American Outlaws, but a mistake Bradley made was more emblematic of his team’s troubles on Sunday than Damien Perquis’s own goal early in the match. Perquis’s error put the…

Monday Morning Center Back

There were matches this weekend. Yep. Friday Arizona Wildcats 1 (Skadsen 89′) – Texas Tech Red Raiders 1 (Crabtree 12′) Hannah Wong only had three shots, but she was everywhere. Saturday Everton FC 3 (Naismith 17′, 22′, 82) – Chelsea…

On to him?

Alicia Rodriguez has a piece on how much fun Sebastian Giovinco is to watch. She has a point, and one that anyone who saw his single-handed demolition of the NYCFC defense a few weeks back would agree with her. Still,…

Monday Morning Center Back

Yes, it’s been a while since I’ve done this feature. What? Do you want to take it outside? Thursday FK Kukësi – KP Legia Warszawa Match Abandoned Things started off badly for this Europa League third round qualifier when local…

#FHRINTP

You’ve seen this, of course. Most outlets have cut off the part where Dudebro does his stupid douche trick, thus keeping his actual stunt off the air. I found a video where it was in, which probably makes me part…

PDL Players Picked Up Yesterday

Thanks to Nicholas Murray, who sent me this complete list of PDL players who were picked yesterday. Note that any PDL experience was noted by Murray (that’s why some have multiple teams). I put teams in bold if the player…

Tedski’s Weekend Wrap

Landon’s big send off? Pshaw. I will tell you about the important stuff from this weekend. From the “Creative Ways to Kill the Game” File: In a very preliminary match in the Copa Perú, two lower division teams battled in…

Monday Morning Center Back

This weekend’s MLS matches will give Simon Borg plenty of material for his Instant Replay video. Other than that…how did it go? Tuesday Cruz Azul FC 0 – Deportivo Toluca 0 The first leg of the CONCACAF Champions League final…

Monday morning center back

Yep…weekend is over. Get back to work, you slacker. Friday Jagiellonia Białystok 1 (Dani Quintana 83′) – GKS Piast Gliwice 1 (Matras 45′) A win would have kept Jaga out of the relegation round. The draw hasn’t yet been done…

Monday Morning Center Back

I was going to do these snarky game summaries every week, but I found that I didn’t always have the time. Eh. I’m giving this feature a new name, ’cause it’s my blog and I can. As usual, MLS matches…

Tedski’s Weekend Wrap-up, Week 2

Okay, I’m including midweek CCL games, so sue me. A couple of these have two sentence summaries. I’m stretching things. Tuesday San Jose Earthquakes 1 (Gordon 90’+) – Deportivo Toluca FC 1 (Nava 67′) Apparently, Alan Gordon only needed seventeen…

USL-Pro Affiliations

I’ve seen different partial lists of USL-Pro affiliations with MLS. I wrote to USL to make sure I had the complete list, and here it is: Orlando City – Sporting Kansas City Oklahoma City Energy – Sporting Kansas City Richmond…

Who is in?

FC Tucson will be making their official announcement who will be in next year’s Desert Diamond Cup on Thursday. Our crack How Flair is Punished! research squad is on the case. Really, I was just trying to do a process…

Sub Mariner

I can’t find a decent account of what actually happened following the Toronto FC – DC United game this weekend, but it Twitter and Facebook accounts are to be believed, Paul Mariner lashed out at disappointed fans in some way…

Robles to MLS

The Pride of Huachuca City is headed to an MLS team. His German club, Karlsruher SC, was demoted to the third division. He was released and MLS announced this afternoon that he has signed and will now go through the…