Paris St. Germain v Chicago Fire and Red Star Belgrade v Legia Warsaw Highlights
by tedski
Courtesy The Original Winger, put here because of the Ekstraklasa content. These matches were played as part of the Chicago Sister Cities Cup.
One of My Personal Snits
by tedski
I realize that being a sports announcer is harder than it looks. You have to know how to fill up all those silent places with words, while, ironically, keeping quiet at the right spots and not using words you’ve used before. That can lead to some rather oddly mixed metaphors, such as my friend Brad Feldman’s odd construction “Put icing on the gravy” that he used this weekend.
Given all that, I still can’t get why these guys have trouble with learning how to pronounce things. I caught a bit of the Chicago – San Jose game this weekend. I don’t know the names of Comcast’s crew in the box this weekend, but two little bits bugged me.
First off, Krzystof Król. Our sports establishment has long gotten used to “Krzyżewski” being pronounced “Shishevski,” but somehow they can’t handle the same four letters starting a different name. Instead, Pan Król’s first name is pronounced “Kristof” like he’s some hair stylist of uncertain European origin. I know that Polish can be hard to pronounce, but this is a Chicago based crew, ennit? I’ll let this go. This one is not nearly as bad as the second word they mispronounced.
They have a feature where they give scores from other leagues. They had several scores from Italy and Mexico, including San Luis’s draw with Monterrey. The announcer said “San Louie.” Not just once, but several times including mentioning that he called a game where Chicago played against “San Louie.” I suppose he slips into the “All Foreign Languages are Pronounced Like French” mode. What galls me is that not only is the actual pronounciation of Luis pretty darned close to the English version, but that here is a language that he, as someone involved with soccer in this part of the world (heck, this hemisphere), should have heard a thousand times before . He should take the time to learn how the letters fit together.
I think I’d feel better if he said “San Louis” and I’m okay with him not trilling his “r” in the word “Monterrey.” The guy didn’t grow up watching Cantinflas movies, I get it. But to not even try? It ain’t racist, but it is darned sure disrespectful.
Fair’s Fair
by Hoover Dam
Said I’d post my picks when Tedski posted his, so:
Chicago Fire: This is about the last team for whom I’ve got anything kind to say after last night’s game, but: Chris Rolfe. He’s Nicol’s kind of player; it’d be easy to see him as a Rev, though you’d have to imagine the trade price there would be too high.
CD Chivas USA: This one’s harder, given the rules on no USMNT regulars, because my favorite guys on Chivas are also Bob Bradley’s favorites–Guzan, Bornstein, Kljestan. I could cheat and say I totally liked those guys before they got a senior US look, but I won’t; instead, I’ll note that Maykel Gallindo is always fun to watch.
Columbus Crew: Alejandro Moreno, particularly in this season to date.
Colorado Rapids: Do I put Burciaga here even though it’s not as a Rapid I know him best? Nah, this team’s an easy call: Bouna Coundoul. That man is like treasure, and I hope he sticks around Denver for years to come.
FC Dallas: Juan Toja’s almost too easy to pick here; he was just so damn fun to watch last season, plus Tedski already picked him. So I’ll go with Dax McCarty, who’s been steadily maturing into a very solid player, and who provides us endless hours of Pete and Pete jokes.
DC United: Bryan Namoff, one of those guys who quietly gets the job done.
Houston Dynamo: Used to be a running fan joke called the Steve Ralston Line, the measurement of guys who were so consistently good for their MLS teams, but just couldn’t crack the MNT regular lineup, for whatever reason. This, of course, was before Ralston did land a regular slot for the nats, but anyway, that line might as well be renamed for Brian Mullan–dipped a toe or two in the US pool, but consistently works his ass off for the Dynamo.
KC Wizards: Jack Jewsbury, no question. Would have been Nick Garcia except for that whole “got traded” thing.
Los Angeles Galaxy: Same problem here that Tedski had–just about everyone is either off-limits for this exercise or strictly a comedy option. Everyone, that is, except Chris Klein, who’s been able to stand next to Beckham just as well as Donovan has.
Red Bull New York: John Wolyniec. Every time he’s available, he’s always got it out for the Revs, and he genuinely seems to fight for a team that’s never known stability.
Real Salt Lake: Nathan Sturgis; even with the line above about Klein, I don’t think LA have even begun to realize what they lost on that trade. I get the same feeling from him that I do McCarty–these guys will be the Ralstons/Mastros/Conrads/Olsens of the new generation.
San Jose: Gotta go with a seemingly obvious sentimental favorite on this one and pick Joe Cannon, who’s never failed to entertain me.
Toronto FC: Todd Dunivant, who didn’t get enough credit at either LA or NY.
The Hoover Challenge
by tedski
Texas Poligamist Compound? Point of pride for me: those guys were all thrown out of my state.
Okay, I am supposed to pick one player from each team that I like. Hoover Dam had some rules, which, of course I will violate once or twice.
Chicago Fire: I am supposed to pick a player I actually like from a team that includes Calen Carr and Cuauhtémoc Blanco? The Chicago players I like have moved on, Francis Okaroh, Luboš Kubik, Jerzy Podbrozny, Jim Curtin and Evan Whitfield. I even once had a grudging respect for Zach Thornton. Hmm. After yesterday, and this will tick Hoover Dam off, I’d have to say Jon Busch. The man always seems to show up.
CD Chivas USA: It was so much easier to hate this team when it started, but they have an interesting collection of players these days. Even so, my answer is easy: Brad Guzan. The first season he was supposed to be the back-up but ended up starting. I remember how much crap he took from Chivas fans who blamed him for everything. The real trouble was that he was standing behind a sieve rather than a backline, and frankly, his being American born didn’t fit in with their vision of “Guadalajara Junior.” Luckily, the coaches recognized what a talent the man actually is.
Colorado Rapids: So, if I pick a Nat but I don’t pick him because a Nat, is that okay? I choose Pablo Mastroeni because he is the only guy in the league I have played against. When he played for the Tucson Amigos, my metro league team scrimaged them.
Columbus Crew: I could say Wil Hesmer, but I’ve already picked too many ‘keepers. I’m actually growing to like this team, and I’m glad that they finally a building a record that reflects how much work they put into their game. I’ll take Eddie Gaven only because it is fun to guess how long it’s been since he’s shaved.
DC United: This is harder to do than Chicago. Over the last twelve seasons, I never liked any of these guys. If my twin brother became their new d-mid, I’d hate him too. I’d have to hate myself because he looks just like me. Hm. I’d have to say Fred. I don’t know why. I guess his nom de guerre makes me giggle.
FC Dallas: Gosh, so hard now that neither Denilson nor Carlos Ruiz are playing for them. My pick is Nigel Tufnel, I mean Juan Toja.
Houston Dynamo: This team is lousy with Nats, so it is hard to make a pick and follow the rules. Actually, my two faves on the team are both Canadian. I go with Dwayne DeRosario. I like players that are enthusiastic and seem to, gosh, actually be having a good time out there.
Kansas City Wizards: Geez, I can’t pick a Nat? That means that Hoover Dam can’t pick Jimmy Conrad either. Hmm, Nelson Pizzaro is on my all name team only because the US should start him next time we play Peru. But, I’ll go with Scott Sealy.
Los Angeles Galaxy: I have trouble with this one, not because of visceral hate like I have for DC, Chicago and Red Bulls, but more because I really don’t see anyone standing out. Yeah, there are the two obvious ones (that I have been enjoined from picking, and wouldn’t pick anyhow). This is probably a big part of the reason that LA is playing so mediocre as of late (the evidence: LA’s website this morning brags that they were able to squeeze out a tie against Real Salt Lake. Real Salt Lake!). I probably should pick Alan Gordon, who has come into his own and is a fellow Arizonan. He was the guy that got subbed out for David Beckham when he premiered for the team, which makes him either the Wally Pipp or Jim Delsing of the league. I don’t know which. Actually, I probably should go for Greg Vanney, who has always impressed me and is also a fellow Arizonan.
New York Red Bulls: Geez. The guy I like on this team is actually mentioned by Hoover Dam as precisely the guy I am not supposed to mention. I’ll go with Dane Richards, who is pretty fun to watch.
Real Salt Lake: Did I ever mention to y’all that there was a rumor of a secret plan to move this team to Tucson when Dave Checketts was frustrated with the stadium situation? It would have been good to have the team somewhere where the word “real” actually gets pronounced “ray-al” once in a while. Anyway, my pick: Kyle Beckerman. He’s a good player, and as an added bonus there is the background drama about his trade from Colorado.
San Jose Earthquakes: There are actually quite a bit to pick from. These were all bubble players who I wanted to do well when they played for their old teams. I like Preston Burpo because he seems like a badass, but I doubt the guy will ever get a start. Yeah, I’ll pick him.
Toronto FC: Amado Guevara. Just kidding. I’ll go with Marvell Wynne. I think he’s made the lists of players who haven’t lived up to their advanced billing, but he hasn’t been on a decent team yet.
I Watched at Least Half of Every Game this Weekend
by Hoover Dam
Therefore, I feel compelled to share with you observations on each game.
DC vs Columbus: Heydude is playing like he’s ten years younger. Columbus in general look stronger, but I wonder the same thing about them as I do the Rapids: That’s fine for now, but what comes after? Is the strength there enough to last through October? DC, meanwhile, seem to be repeating last year’s early season performance of “forgetting season begins before June.” Whether that’s an improvement over forgetting the season begins before September, who can say.
TFC vs RSL: A very tightly played game from two teams trying desperately not to suck this year. Robert and Ricketts already seem miles better than anyone Toronto got last year.
RBNY vs New England: Altidore’s goal was the kind of fantastic shot you really wish he hadn’t just landed in your team’s net. Fortunately for New England, everyone else in NY continues to be “oh, that guy.” Kept it close there, though, and with a GK who isn’t Reis the Revs might not have been so fortunate to draw. Jeff Larentowicz can keep taking free kicks like that for as long as he wants.
Colorado vs. San Jose: James Riley for the “Why Can’t We Get Guys Like That” award. Not his best night out–that was last weekend in Foxboro–but I still think Coundoul is like treasure for the Rapids, and I hope he’s around for a long time.
LA vs. Houston: Only saw the second half of this one, which wasn’t long enough to get used to the commentators excitedly discussing the contributions of new Galaxy acquisition Joey Franchino. That will take some time. It was, however, long enough to see Landy at his meanest. I feel bad for my buddies in Houston.
Chicago vs. KC: That’s some mighty fine bus parking and time wasting on KC’s part right there. And who could forget Chad Barrett’s moving tribute to Beasley’s 07 Gold Cup miss?
Chivas vs. FC Dallas: How soon can we see a Coop-Jozy pairing up front for the USMNT? The halftime interview with Bornstein omitted the following seasonally appropriate question: “On all other nights, Chivas games are somewhat entertaining. Why, on this night, are you playing like ass?”
Revs @ Chicago, 4/3/08
by Hoover Dam
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Eastern Conference Final: Revs vs. Chicago
by Hoover Dam
We didn’t even know what had happened, at first, except that the Revs had scored. Only after the replay came up on the screens did we all look at each other and yell “holy shit did you see that?” And I didn’t think we’d be able to hang on to that scoreline for the rest of the game; I thought for certain it would end 2-1. But then Avery John played his greatest game ever in navy blue and Noonan should’ve chipped it over Pickens and then Reis stopped Carr’s last gasp effort and everyone in the stadium jumped to their feet. The streamers rained down from a jam-packed Fort and everyone was yelling and a couple players threw jerseys and I kissed Wells Thompson and Twellman threw his hat and Riley did a silly dance and there’s another glass trophy and oh hell looks like I gotta book another emergency mid-November vacation just like I’ve done the past two seasons.
Chicago certainly left it all out on the field, but just as the Revs had learned the lesson the previous two weeks about picking out Angel and Altidore, this time they got it all figured out, seeing to it that Blanco and Rolfe were no great threat. For all the hype of designated players coming in to help out their teams, a DP will not be lifting the Rothenberg trophy this season. You can’t say that Angel, Blanco, and (for the game or two he played) Becks didn’t bring something fun to the league, but they’re also not bringing a star to their jerseys just yet. One magic player can’t undo a ruinous early season or a tough late season skid. Hell, if the one magic player happens to be Denilson, he might just wreck a pretty decent side.
So once again, the Revs are in the final, with the same guys as the last few years getting one more stab at the big prize. A RedBulls fan I know summed it up thusly:
“No, that’s great! I get a chance throughout the game to educate the casual fans seated around me about how there’s so much more scoring in soccer than they think while your guys drag out another scoreless MLS Cup.”
Please, guys, can we not be the Bills? We learned the lesson last time about it not being first goal wins.
Evan Knows Spanish Obscenities, Who Knew?
by tedski
Rev über-fan Evan Whitfield Whitney is using this as his avatar on big soccer these days:
Clever. As much as I am rooting against the Fire tonight, I have to admit that Blanco hasn’t been the slouch all of us were sure he would be. Yep, still a diver, but the team is a heck of a lot better than it was before he came on board.
I hate admitting that. Hopefully, it will be irrelevant after tonight.
If you get this, you’re as big a nerd as I am
by Hoover Dam
A) If I were a Fire fan, I would’ve already done up a Fire Nation banner
B) Hair color + eye color + skintone = DeRosario is totally Water Tribe