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[Editor's note - This post originally appeared at Tifosi] As part of their jersey release week, MLS had the gang …Read the Rest
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CSI: Kansas City
Editor’s note: this post originally appeared on Tifosi. Posted with permission. I can’t get to every US game. I’ve got …Read the Rest
Been Through the Desert in a Rented Passat
When the Revs announced they’d be hitting Tucson for the Desert Diamond Cup, a nifty preseason tournament run by FC Tucson, their new PDL team, I decided it was a road trip I had to take.
How to Travel Near a Salmon Street
Ever since the Timbers officially joined MLS as an expansion team, the American soccer community’s fallen all over itself to go on and on about how great the Portland fans are and how perfect their gameday setup is. I knew I had to see for myself if things lived up to the hype.
Official Statement re: How I Spent the Revs/Chicago Game, 6/18/11
Statement from an occasional contributor about the events at the Revs v Chicago match, mostly because she’s tired of being asked about it.
Your Guide to the US Men’s National Team
This post’s a special case; it’s copypasta an adaptation of an intro to the 2010 US World Cup squad written …Read the Rest
Victory Celebrations
I like to picture the entire WNT getting completely hammered and spending the whole night drunk dialing Greg Ryan.
Running jokes are the best, aren’t they?
FOLLOWING IS A DETAILED DISCUSSION OF THE US MEN’S OLYMPIC SOCCER MATCH VS. NIGERIA
Not that this was a surprise, but
FOLLOWING IS A DETAILED DISCUSSION OF STEVE NICOL’S DECISION TO FIELD AN ALMOST-ALL RESERVE SQUAD IN THE U.S. OPEN CUP …Read the Rest
Also, it turns out a lot of people named their cat Toonces
FOLLOWING IS A DETAILED DISCUSSION OF WHAT THE FRIEDEL TO VILLA TRANSFER MEANS TO ME AND, INDEED, IMPLIES FOR THE …Read the Rest
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Look, I know I’m still kinda woozy from painkillers after an injury this week, but: RSL top of the West? …Read the Rest
On Boston Sports, 6/13/08
Hoover Dam: So what does it say that the guy in our starting lineup who grew up in LA was …Read the Rest
A Brief Review of the MNT Squad for the England Game
http://www.ussoccer.com/articles/viewArticle.jsp_6422546.html Goalkeepers: Yaay, all right! Defenders: Whoooo U-S-A! Midfielders: Red white and blue forever, baby! Forwards: o god don’t ask
Fair’s Fair
Said I’d post my picks when Tedski posted his, so: Chicago Fire: This is about the last team for whom …Read the Rest
Hey Tedski, a Challenge for You
The challenge: Pick one guy from each MLS team (besides New England) of whom you’ve always been particularly fond, to …Read the Rest
I Watched at Least Half of Every Game this Weekend
Therefore, I feel compelled to share with you observations on each game. DC vs Columbus: Heydude is playing like he’s …Read the Rest
Three Things I’m Already Tired of
Ben Olsen’s rented kid That one shot of Garrett with his head buried in the flag at the end of …Read the Rest
Te amo, Telefutura
“El Capitan Becks Spiceman” is now my new favorite fake name.
Poland Line-Up
A bunch of guys who let the US score three times, all on set pieces, and maybe like twice made …Read the Rest
